girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
“When we suffer anguish we return to early childhood because that is the period in which we first learnt to suffer the experience of total loss. It was more than that. It was the period in which we suffered more total losses than in all the rest of our life put together.”—John Berger (via psych-quotes)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Frozen heated up the box office this weekend, earning an estimated $31.6 million. The Disney feature, which dropped 53% from the previous weekend, overtook The Hunger Games: Catching Fire for first place. It is the first time an animated film has moved upward into first place during its…
I was half asleep, and in the dream I was at a bar. And he was hitting on me, using all these terrible lines. And I told him I hadn’t had sex in awhile. And he went “Dry spell, huh? That’s okay. I’m pretty sure the forecast called for rain tonight.” And I looked him in the eye and went “Oh yeah? How many inches should I be expecting?” And the part of me that was awake laughed so hard, it woke me up.
Even in my subconscious, I’m a smooth motherfucker.
YOU ARE NOT GPING TO BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DID OKAY I JUST WOKE UP TO MY MOM SHAKING ME GOING “wtf are you doing” AND IT TURNS OUT I WAS SLEEPWALKING AND I BAKED HALFWAY DECEBT SUGAR COOKIES FROM FUCKING SCRATCH THIS IS SO FUCKING SURREAL FOR ME RIGHT NOW